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I'm Dottie, If you ever want to have fun at work, work with kids. I'm 18 my girlfriend and I have been together for two years and I couldn't be happier. I have two hedgehogs, and I am a recovering Self Harm Addict please message me if you seek help, or need someone to listen to your story. Introduce yourself?

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

legalmexican:

Kanye West would win in Mario Kart and make you watch the whole trophy celebration

amieleighluna:

sirsamueloflondon:

ohmygod look at how sassy his eyebrows are though

Neil Patrick Harris, damn skippy

Right on

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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