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I'm Dottie, If you ever want to have fun at work, work with kids. I'm 18 my girlfriend and I have been together for two years and I couldn't be happier. I have two hedgehogs, and I am a recovering Self Harm Addict please message me if you seek help, or need someone to listen to your story. Introduce yourself?

deadlysick:

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

yunglapras:

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

mymessylittleblog:

sharkofdoom:

deansass:

your-sword-and-shield:

deansass:

what if the voice in your head is actually the voice of the demon that possesses you

Well mine needs to fucking stop singing at three in the morning

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But what if the voice in your head is the voice of the person you don’t know you’re possessing

What have you DONE

grimelords:

I feel bad for teenage girls cause they have to get fingered by teenage boys, and as far as I remember teenage boys finger girls like they’ve accidentally dropped a pick inside a guitar and need it back right now.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

chibisilverwings:

clinttbarton:

i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.

Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y

Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty

Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track

Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back

I’m talkin trying to kill my foe foe
But instead kill everyone I know know
9 deaths in a row row

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

personifyingchaos:

Dylan Moran on adulthood

eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

actionables:

asian:

actionables:

Imagine dating someone famous and having a tumblr, like you could stalk your bf/gfs tag and see what people think of them, get jealous over how many people write dirty fanfic about them and oh my God imagine the hate you would be getting but on the other hand everyone would envy you

my ex actually got a lot of anon hate because we were dating 

I said famous

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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