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I'm Dottie, If you ever want to have fun at work, work with kids. I'm 18 my girlfriend and I have been together for two years and I couldn't be happier. I have two hedgehogs, and I am a recovering Self Harm Addict please message me if you seek help, or need someone to listen to your story. Introduce yourself?

savingshepard:


when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives


Or when you get mugged after being left in a parking lot alone

savingshepard:

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

Or when you get mugged after being left in a parking lot alone

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

chickenugga:

lady-top-hat:

sigmund-floyd:

Without lifting the pencil from the paper.

Holy shit

Vince Low is amazing

mentallyonthemoon:

nikkilipstick:

heart-filled-with-hope:

If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.

def needed this

^one of those post that you’re glad you stumbled upon

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

gingerin-thetardis:

"Raven what’s on your face.

It is me”

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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ryanvallejo:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sugarysymbiote:

butchinthesouth:

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

Omg. Morning made.

This is the cutest thing ever

THATS FUCKING GENIUS I CANT

harold stop pissing everywhere god damn

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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